Buhari Will Turn a Christian

Buhari

Buhari will turn a Christian. That was the message I received this morning. I was in my room drinking Alomo when this revelation was given to me. I took my first bottle and nothing happened. I began to hear calls after I did away with the second and the third bottle.

"Juju! Juju! Juju!"

I started.

"Who is that?" I querried.

"I am your 'god Whose Name is not Known.'"

I postrated and urinated on my pants. I listened attentively for the message this time. He always give me prophesies.

He told me to tell Nigerians that Buhari will turn a Christian.

So everybody listen! Especially Nigerians! 

Buhari your president will turn a Christian!

Feelers of Juju sent to Aso Rock reported that he has even bought a bible.